By evening, as the jackfruit ferments in his stomach, the mandarin begins farting. By the time the king comes to dinner, the mandarin is farting one fart after another, pfftt, pfftt, pfftt. 'What is that noise?' demands the king. 'It is the noise of a toad in my garden,' says the mandarin.

Rang	Nom	Mots/mn	Age	Ville	Pays	Points
	DEROCHE, Michael	169,15	25	Shoreline, Wa		100
	AKHLAGHI FARSI, Andrea	141,61	18	Caravaggio		45
	DUMITRU, George	137,88	33	Tulcea		40
4	GRIGORAS, Ionut	136,81	27	Constanta		39
5	LANGELIER, Édouard	126,16	36	Languidic		30
6	MÉNARD, Martin	101,05	28	Granby		12
7	TANPIENGCO, Francisco	87,32	15	Tacloban City		2
8	CANDELABRA, David	71,38	23	Funafuti		0